columbersome

When your clambering through an awkward situation and you end up with it turning very sour and being more awkward than it started !

Columbersome - Hi Geoff can you pass the toilet roll as I'm shitting myself!
Oh yes of cause as Geoff shits himself

by 1978paul August 19, 2017

colombian cockroach killer

When you squish a cockroach and use the guts as lube for butt sex

"Drew was amazing! He gave me a Colombian cockroach killer!"

by Tyrone the negro donkey May 21, 2017

colombian birdbath

To use an erect penis urinate inside the anus of another person.

Alex: Look at that hot chick! I’d pee in her butt!

Jeff: Ah yes - the Colombian birdbath! I agree!

by Citi Snicker November 3, 2017

Colombian Death Trap

When you’re at a Colombian party or club and you end up dancing with someone you don’t know or care to know, unfortunately you can’t stop dancing with this person until the song is done and the songs range from 6 to 15 minutes

Man that party was so awkward, I got sucked into a Colombian Death Trap and I almost couldn’t get out!

by Yeet McDouglas December 9, 2017

colombian pancakes

Cocaine.

Let's get together later for pancakes.

Colombian pancakes because colombia yeilds pure cocaine.

by HardcoreCapeCod December 24, 2017

Colombian Sewer

The Colombian Sewer - A sex move where a person sniffs cocaine ( a drug prominent in Columbia) off another persons ass crack after doing anal - there may be feaces over it and it may stink hence the name Sewer.

E.g "Hey Dave, how did you get on with that bird last night? "
"Bro she said do the Colombian Sewer, i did't want to but i was too drunk to care."

"Bro thats nasty."

by Bornator January 25, 2018

Clombed

That one word that people use when describing how they get into a small circular space.

“So then I clombed into the dryer”

by Jackity jack jack May 19, 2018