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Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra 

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.
Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

Chilled Cobra 

The fetish process of taking an erect penis and placing it into a freezer for several minutes, then inserting it into a vagina giving her a sudden cold sharp feeling similar to that of a snake bite.
"Dude, I gave the best chilled cobra last night!"
Chilled Cobra by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Ass Cobra 

1. a penis that "accidently" slithers into the ass of another male counterpart see also: gaysex

2. Someone who is always getting in your pants and biting your ass
The closet gay man has a stealthy ass cobra in which to rape his straight friends.
Ass Cobra by jodax July 15, 2003

santi cobra

to be an amazing fan of the bands, Cobra Starship and The Academy Is...
santi cobra by anayansi April 1, 2008

butt cobra

A type of human turd that results from clenching the buttocks at the beginning or end of a long drawn out bowel movement. The pancaking action of the ass cheeks on either end of the poop tube creates a distinctive hood. Thus transforming an ordinary butt snake into the butt cobra.
Man the other morning I sneezed while I was taking a shit! I totally tamed that butt cobra.
butt cobra by K.C. Natas January 24, 2011

The Cobra 

This is when you stick your balls on top of your penis and walk around saying to random people "The Cobra, it's gonna get ya". This can also lead to a snake bite.
Holy crap, this freak was walking around campus with his balls on top of his cock saying "the cobra, it's gonna get ya!"
The Cobra by sirspoonsalot October 27, 2006