by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz99 March 17, 2011
Get the Roller Coaster Trash Can mug."To coulter" (verb; also nascent social virus):
To vomit up (like a bulimic feline who has swallowed too many hairballs) a bile of baseless, fact-free political rhetoric and hate at everything left of Atilla the Hun or the Grand Inquistor (especially evil Liberals and godless Secularists) for the purpose of inflaming the venom and unbridled vitriol of Joe Six Packs, Jane Rednecks, George Survivalists and John Unilateralists.
Often accompanied by a sudden loss of gray matter, a corresponding emotional anorexia and a tendency to contradict reality.
Sometimes thought to be a variation of "Maggie Thatherism" with legs, though absent a heart.
May orginate in reptile world; destination unknown.
To vomit up (like a bulimic feline who has swallowed too many hairballs) a bile of baseless, fact-free political rhetoric and hate at everything left of Atilla the Hun or the Grand Inquistor (especially evil Liberals and godless Secularists) for the purpose of inflaming the venom and unbridled vitriol of Joe Six Packs, Jane Rednecks, George Survivalists and John Unilateralists.
Often accompanied by a sudden loss of gray matter, a corresponding emotional anorexia and a tendency to contradict reality.
Sometimes thought to be a variation of "Maggie Thatherism" with legs, though absent a heart.
May orginate in reptile world; destination unknown.
Pressed for the truth, she decided to coulter and to attack the speaker with a litany of lies, exaggerations and half-truths.
by the Yeti cat April 16, 2010
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An analogy between activities of a sexual or romantic nature and a roller-coaster, or any amusement park ride. According to this philosophy, the engaging in sexual activities with a partner one does not find aesthetically satisfactory in order to receive a similar treatment from his/her far better looking friend is equivalent to waiting in line (a mundane and unpleasant activity) in order to get on a roller-coaster (a thrilling and exhilarating experience). The roller-coaster principle may also be used to describe the opposite: waiting in line for an amusement park ride that ultimately is not worth the wait. Details of the roller-coaster riding experience also directly apply to the metaphorical analogy. For example, vomiting on Kingda Ka would be the equivalent of vomiting while having intercourse with Meghan Fox. The Roller-coaster Principle, so long as the roller-coaster is in fact superior to the wait in line, exempts any male or female from being ridiculed for "waiting in line".
Can also be defined as "exploitation and manipulation".
Can also be defined as "exploitation and manipulation".
Guy 1: As one of my closest friends, I simply cannot allow you to accept that female's offer of fornication. She is simply horrendous!
Guy 2: You mustn't forget that said lovemaking increases my chances of performing similar acts on her tantalizing and voluptuous compatriot without need of Roofies!
Guys 1 & 2 in unison: THE ROLLER-COASTER PRINCIPLE!
*Highfive*
Guy 2: You mustn't forget that said lovemaking increases my chances of performing similar acts on her tantalizing and voluptuous compatriot without need of Roofies!
Guys 1 & 2 in unison: THE ROLLER-COASTER PRINCIPLE!
*Highfive*
by supercoollad July 7, 2010
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Get the ann coulter mug.To choose not to do something you were supposed to do, because of some lame excuse.
Pertaining to Conservative pundit Anne Coulter's visit to the University of Ottawa in March of 2010, in which she cancelled her scheduled appearance after a few hundred people showed up to denounce her. She claimed they stifled her free speech, though the facts show that she and the organizers made the decision to cancel the event.
Pertaining to Conservative pundit Anne Coulter's visit to the University of Ottawa in March of 2010, in which she cancelled her scheduled appearance after a few hundred people showed up to denounce her. She claimed they stifled her free speech, though the facts show that she and the organizers made the decision to cancel the event.
by RussLBarth March 26, 2010
Get the Coulter mug.A chick who puts her pussy on a guys face and rubs up and down and drags it side to side and maybe a pelvis pop or 2.
Cole: Damn that chick gave me a
roller coaster all over my face.
Diddy: Nuh uh, don't lie.
Green Haired Chick: Yeah I did.
roller coaster all over my face.
Diddy: Nuh uh, don't lie.
Green Haired Chick: Yeah I did.
by Dick and role April 29, 2009
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