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Clayman

Person who enjoys the act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup. When done in prison, the reciever is dominant; the one doing it is submissive. Clayman loves to play soggy sao at lunchtime. After playing at lunchtime the Clayman will enjoy shooting the winkle with all of his other gay friends. A Clayman's main goal in life is to one day aspire to the likes of Shermdog, however this is virtually impossibele because they usually die young as a result of all the Monkey Nuts he eats.
Holy shit that guy is a Clayman he really enjoys getting bird fucked in the asshole.
by Bill Cowher February 18, 2005
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Clayton

Clayton is a guy who always knows what he wants until he can have it, then never mind. He's quick to point out the flaws in everyone else but can never seem to find fault in himself. He loves using Urban Dictionary to take swipes at people but deletes it when he sobers up. In short, his great beard doesn't make up for his asshattery.
Clayton is an asshat.
by NoelleW May 14, 2015
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Clayton

orland park slang for a short cigarette. claytons come about by removing the cherry from a half-smoked hundo, and placing it back in the box to be finished later. the term is nearly exclusive to the region, but has confirmed uses in some illinois college towns.
stoner 1: man, i can't finish this entire marlboro 100.
stoner 2: then make a clayton out of it and finish it later.
by bozenda February 21, 2007
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Clayton

Ugh this guy won’t leave me alone. He’s such a clayton.
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clamouflage

camouflage most commonly worm by clams in order to hide from prey and predator.
O my gosh I didn't even effing see that clam attack coming because of all the clamouflage it was wearing.
by Sr. Webster III December 23, 2009
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Claytonite

People who live in Clayton, California

They are generally rich white people. They are snobby and think they are better then everyone else, even though they aren't. They tend to ignore anyone of a lower social and/or financial level. Avoid at all costs.
Paul: AHHH! It's a Claytonite!

Jim: OH NO! They have come to mock us and our minimum wages!

Paul: NOOOOOOO!

Jim: THE HORROR!
by Its.True. January 18, 2011
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Clayton

A dumbass. Someone who makes retarded choices
That was such a Clayton idea.
by Jgzillag3 January 27, 2017
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