CHILF

CHILF means you are child and dilf at the same time, Child I'd Like To Fuck but in this case it just means you're a Future DILF. also it means dilf who is younger than you. (it's not illegal)

Jestan may be 18 but he looks 40 which makes him a certified CHILF.

by guardian devil July 5, 2021

CHILF

Chav I'd like to fuck

Omg bro look at that CHILF.

by A swag man March 27, 2023

Chuff monkey

The act of driving/parking so close to the kerb that you destroy the alloy wheels.

Look at the state of those alloys, proper chuff monkeyed !

by Allovesit May 25, 2023

penguins chuff

A penguins vagina

You stink like a penguins chuff, take a bath!

by MissKittyBoo February 10, 2017

Sailor Chelf

the best person in the world, if your friends with them, you’re lucky

person 1: hey whats your name?
person 2: sailor chelf, why?
person 1: really? i heard you’re lucky if your friends with them

by SAPNAPSWIFE:) January 27, 2021

pain in the chuff

Pain in the vagina

It's right pain in the chuff!

by Chuffing hell April 21, 2017

Chuff

Chuff = A hit of a vaporizor, mod or mec. Slang for hitting a vape.

Can we go Chuff, Wana go Chuff. Got your Chuff.

by Young Chuff November 7, 2017