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Chuck McGill 

"I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You…"

Rivals Skyler as the most hatable character in the Breaking Bad universe. Didn't allow his brother Jimmy into HHM (Hamlin Hamlin McGill) because he was jealous of him. Michael McKean even admits that he thinks Chuck is an asshole but he does an absolutely fantastic job playing him, particularly in Season 3 Episode 5 (Chicanery )of Better Call Saul.
Isn't Chuck McGill the worst character in Better Call Saul?
Chuck McGill by ItsSaulGoodMan August 26, 2022

Ninja Chuck 

To throw up so violently that it causes one to strike a ninja pose.
Bill drank too much last night. He ended up ninja chucking his beer all over the bathroom.

I just ninja chucked so hard I punched the wall.
Ninja Chuck by Geistsoul13 October 13, 2012

poon chuck

To strike another's perineum (the taint) with one's fingertips, which are reinforced by one's hands pressed together as if in prayer.
Garcia broke his finger trying to poon chuck a freshman's taint.
poon chuck by Wraithed January 18, 2015

guff n chuck 

to catch one's fart and throw in an unsuspecting victims face.
Andy performed a guff n chuck on Tom. Nice
guff n chuck by Chik3b September 12, 2006

chummin' for chicks 

A desperate, last second attempt made by an individual at a bar, or party, who has not secured any coital relations for the evening. The individual drinks past his limit, then stands in front of the bar, or party, and vomits all over the place. This is an attempt to gain sympathy from a passing female individual, who will then take the individual back to his house or her house, where the gentleman will have a chance of making sex to the woman.
Larry: "How do you keep getting so shit-faced, yet still manage to make sex to the women?"

Bill: "Dude, its easy! You got to go chummin' for chicks!"

fuck and chuck 

COMPOUND VERB - to use a woman for casual sex and then avoid any contact with her.

NOUN - any woman so treated.

Ironically, the only individuals who EVER use the phrase are virgin geek losers who post on FC all day long and never really meet women in real life...
"That fat bottle-blonde floozy is a total fuck and chuck!"

She thought, now that they had made love, that she and Tony were going steady. Instead, she was fucked and chucked.