CHODE

Sumthing which all skallys,townies,gangsters and many opther people who go bling bling have a penis wider than it is longer.

Look at that dirty skally with his chode

by A GUY March 8, 2003

chode

Stubby, chubby cock! It looks like a little man with a funny little hat.

by 1001 October 8, 2003

chode

1.) This skin between the testicles and the anus: taint stank
2.) A penis with a width measuring greater than the length.
3.) Randy Kelley: r tard randomonium

1.) These bicycle shorts chafe the chode.
2.) How will he ever get laid with that chode?
3.) Dude, quit being a chode and wake the fuck up!

by emiality July 20, 2008

chode

A dong that is thicker then it is long, it's common nicknames are 'dinner plate' and 'hockey puck'. There is a huge debate about whether or not the chode even exists.

Person 1: "God damn! John Brown has a chode!"
Person 2: "Slap shot!"

by Maximus Desimus Meridious July 31, 2004

Chode

1. n Small penis. Refering to the genitals of a wuss, pussy or tosser.

2. adj Geek, weasel or twat. Describes someone acting with a tosspot demeanour.

Example 1: "Oi, Chap! You been snogging my bird again ain't ya, I know you 'ave cos she said you 'ad a chode!"

Example 2: "Hey! Come 'ere you chode! I'm gonna batter you!"

by Da butcher July 8, 2007

chode

Choad
syn "Gutch" "Dutche"
area of skin between the scrotum and the anus, also a short, fat penis

joe has an ingrown hair on his choad

by Grampus September 13, 2003

Chode

A male who is anywhere from socially awkward to being so far gone they can't even admit they are socially awkward.

Man did you see that chode talking to that girl? Someone should have helped her make an exit!

by Wondery_girl October 7, 2008