Chode

The charactoristics in a penis where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)

Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!

by Matt Langley January 26, 2007

Chode

a penis that looks like a tree stump not the fuckin area between ur asshole and nuts u fuckin dykes

My ur chode is ugly

by tuna May 16, 2003

Chode

"A Penis that is wider than it is long" - Is there such a thing? There must be or the word wont exist

"Dan Wheeler has a Chode, and he Knows it"

by Funny "Giles" Man March 18, 2004

Chode

Can be used in a degrading manner to mean an idiot.

Ya chode, u just passed up the exit!

by Snow Blower March 9, 2003

Chode

A person that thinks he is cooler than he is. Someone who acts worse than an ignoramus.

That guy from Dr. 90210 is such a chode.

by Nodda Chode April 19, 2006

Chode

Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.

I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!

by Ian November 20, 2003

Chode

It is a penis that is wider than it is long.
I came up with this word like years ago, and I been sayin it and pumpin it up. i knew it would get big, you know how i get down.

1. Haha, that girl said he had a chode!
2. Dude, you are suck a chode...

by Moe JONES February 4, 2005