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Anna Candler

An awesome chick who didn't have a definition yet... Anna Candlers typically are short, with a bubbly personality. She usually will laugh at absolutely nothing, and will remember every inside joke ever made. But not to fear, she actually is much more intelligent than she seems, or gives herself credit for.
"Look at that Anna Candler over there laughing absolutely nothing!!!!!"
"You know that she is actually good at math?"
"SERIOUSLY???"
"Yeah."
by Maud Smith 33 September 9, 2009
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chandle

To fuck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.
If you were to hate-fuck French toast, you would be chandling said toast.
If you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

In no way connected with the Matthew Perry character from Friends.
by Sal V. Harney January 5, 2009
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chander

chaun-dehr

An "omni-word" that is can be used to describe any object or person. Also most commonly used as an explicative (or verb).

Began in Northwestern University in December of 2009, its use continues to propagate through college campuses throughout the country.
"O chander, whats up?"

(Man steps in dog shit) "CHANDER! I just ruined my brand new fucking shoes!"
by chanderlover May 13, 2010
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Candler

Usually tall and beautiful. Has good personality to people she likes but if she doesn't like you you might as well GTFO.
She is a good kisser. Has long hair that she is proud of. Likes to cuddle and watch vampire diaries. Overall a very cute and interesting person. I love Candler
Wow she is Candler let me see
by Candler March 24, 2017
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Chandlers Ford

A curious phenomenon of a place.

Located near Southampton and Eastleigh, it somehow manages to be the snobbiest little town full of hundreds of rich spoilt shitheads with no concept of the real world who soil themselves when they see a chav, or as they would put it, 'someone of the lower classes'.

Home to many a rich family of dickheads.

Widely avoided by many to avoid being given hostile stares by the rich inhabitants.

The residents never leave as they fear they may be attacked by a group of 'young ruffians' or 'crazy hoodlums'.
'Mate, you wanna go to asda in chandlers ford?'
'No fuckin way, i hate the little pricks who live there'

'I say old bean, fancy going to see a film in eastleigh?'
'Are you feeling alright my dear fellow? We might get mugged! I dont trust those suspicious lads and ladettes who roam the streets over there...'
by sfcFTW November 2, 2011
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Chantler

A guy who generally hate famous movies, games and other forms of media i.e Star Wars, Super Mario.
Stop Chantlering on da game, y'all hear
by Dark Force May 18, 2011
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Chandleritus

'Chandleritus' or 'Chandler Disease' Is a condition named after the Chandler character on the American sitcom 'Friends'. The effects of this incurable disease can be very severe. It is the need to make a joke out of everything that is happening, and having a serious attitude for only 3 minutes at a time. As a long term sufferer of this awful condition, I find it increasingly more and more difficult to keep a steady job, or to even pass the interview. So for as little as £3 a month, you can help ease the pain of this illness.
Me: On the way to this interview, I saw a guy who looked smarter dressed than me and I panicked a little, but he went the other way.
Interviewer: No, you look fine.
Me: Oooh hello, you look fine to you handsome devil. Sorry I have Chandleritus

Friend: My nan just died.
Me: Where there's a will...there's a way, congratulations. The drinks are on you I assume?
Friend: It's a good job I don't have Chandleritus, I need to write the eulogy.
by Shanus.T.Anus October 27, 2011
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