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chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.
"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
by daveuk123 April 14, 2021
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Chaipan

literally the cutest name on earth given by Kazi Riana. hey bae ur name is very cute lmfao
Chaipan sweared 4 times in his life :(
by Choha - Chaipan’s boo 😎 September 3, 2021
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Chairman's Flight

A long haul airplane flight that takes place on a weekday, taking off in the morning thus meaning a day of no work. Traditionally this was only reserved for the "Chairman" of a company. Example JFK 9am - LHR 9pm.
Alex managed to get the Chairman's flight and so is missing today's meeting.
by RockyGunner September 15, 2022
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Flanerkin Chair

An extremely large chair with a deep back.
Wugga couldn't help but take a picture of her four young children sharing the flanerkin chair as they watched t.v.
by Uncle Joo June 4, 2010
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Hatin' Chairs

Becoming so anihilated drunk that you start pushing chairs around.
The chairs may be bar stools, rocking chairs, or any other form of sitting furniture.
Most commonly done at a bar in front of a large group of witnesses but may also be done in other venues.
Exception: other forms of stationary objects may be substituted. In example: slot machines, trees, tables, etc
Shane "what are you up to brian?"
Brian "Hatin' chairs"

or

"I was totally hatin' chairs last night"
by bundas May 12, 2010
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Bitching Chair

"The Bitching Chair" made famous by Short Stack an Australian band from Budgewoi which consist of Shaun Diviney (lead singer, lead guitar), Andy Clemmensen (back up singer, bass guitar) and Bradie Webb (drummer, keyboard player and dj). Short Stack mentioned the bitching chair in Short Stack TV (found on YouTube) episode 20 on the making of their smash hit Sway Sway Baby! The incident that caused the Bitching Chair was that on the way home from Groovin' the Moo (australian music festival) there was gum on Bradie's car seat and Shaun blames Andy and Andy blames Shaun. Andy proved his case by saying that Shaun had gum on his shirt and Shaun said that he did get gum on his shirt but he 'knows' Andy did it, because he always chews gum. These three boys adventures are hilarious and their second album comes out on November 12, 2010.
Now Bradie's in the bitching chair... Now who do you think put the gum on your chair?

I think Andy did it but since Shaun lies alot I think Shaun did it
by Madei is yours... November 16, 2010
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beef chair

When four guys form a chair with their erect penis.

Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .
Hey girl want to come sit in this beef chair
by ontai June 18, 2014
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