Hercules gently laid Venus down among the billowy clouds and moved to join her. Sensually she reached under her pillow and pulled out a box Cobra Condoms. Hercules asks, "what's this?" Venus smiles seductively and replied, "I picked up a box of Cobra Condoms because the other condoms were too small for you Hercy boo."
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Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina
by Anonymous July 16, 2002
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Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.
by Zac Kinder February 6, 2007
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by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 6, 2007
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by Anyomous182 July 26, 2012
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