Caelan

The art kid that cant read social cues that well. Talk to her first she’ll let you into her universe if she likes you. Shes sweet, conniving, awkward, funny, quiet when scared, scared of the stupidest shit

Caelan stop crying I didn’t even raise my voice

by Ducj June 28, 2020

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Caedan

Confident and funny. Good in crowds and a natural leader. Intelligent and talkative. Athletic and attractive. Someone with this name usually has many friends and is a great loyal friend to have.

Caedan helped win the game and keep the team focused!

by 42flightglasses November 3, 2020

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Retarded Caveman

Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.

Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!

by Seattle Hammer Man October 10, 2018

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Dirty Caelan

The act of inserting whipped cream within a woman’s vagina and utilizing ones meat wand to remove the whipped cream. The woman is then required to ingest said whipped cream as the man ejaculates in a combination of whipped cream and semen.

Oh I got hit with the Dirty Caelan last night it was divine.

by Nolilbois October 22, 2020

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Caveman

1) a title given to one who is insanely hairy, has incredible brute strength, sexy in a savage way, sweats a lot, and who's age can't be determined without asking the individual.

2) someone who frequently makes cave-paintings and eats like michael phelps.

3) is either not smart (like a caveman) OR, is INSANELY smart because the person is a caveman and has been alive since dinosaur-times.

4) has a pet that has been extinct for at least one-hundred years.

"hey look it's caveman! Did you know that that hairy beast invented the wheel?"

by keeper of the caveman November 18, 2009

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