Cucumbering

When a man rests each ball on each eye of a girl, like a cucumber slice

She said her eyes hurt after we tried cucumbering.

by LargeLoad22 May 21, 2018

Flick the CuCUMber

to flick the cuCUMber is a metaphore for masturbating. often used by norwegian teenagers.

boy a: what should we do this weekend
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt

by bigbixmarcus November 21, 2017

Cucumber

A rarely used, but 100% legit word, for a man's reproductive organs.

It's wordplay on Cum Chamber.

Cumchamber.
Cuchamber.
Cucumber.

Man 1: Dude i heard Adam slept with your wife.

Man 2: Yeah, I'm so gonna bust his cucumbers.

by ButtStuffYes March 30, 2016

Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.

Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022

Cucumber

its long, hard, and has cum in the middle

Person A:"Riddle Me This, whats long, hard, and has "cum" in the middle."
Person B: "a penis."
Person A: "NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER-"

by Amoger August 6, 2022

Carnal Cucumber

Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.

Example :

1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.

3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...

by Chilly Beef March 6, 2018

Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024