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wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you
Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.
by Macktown January 14, 2019
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Crippled Nanny

When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs
Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???

Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018
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nipple cripple

A game when you click a not properly working lighter on your friends nipple. Sometimes the lighter may light up (and so does your friends life), sometimes they don't.

It's like Russian roulette but with nipples and lighters instead of heads and guns.
Anish and Dipanshu played nipple cripple last night, in which Anish burned all of Dipanshu's chest hair.
by raju_LundunWale June 9, 2018
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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
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Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
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cripple

OOH BABY A CRIPPLE!!!
ooh baby a cripple
by whatthedogdoin13 April 28, 2022
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Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"
by Pac haters May 4, 2022
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