cream of fuck you

A term used to avoid a person with the nagging interest in what type of food you are preparing. Conceived from all the different types of Cream of ___ soups that there are.

X: "hmmmm that soup smells good, what cha making?"
Y: "Cream of FUCK YOU!"

by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010

cream pants

To jizz your pants, u finish your pants when someone gets u aroused, Jizzing your pants when ur excited

dude! i totally just jizzed myself when sally rubbed my leg! Yeah dude, i just finished without getting my jeans even off!
I cant belive i cream pants myself when sally made out with me

by Tyler sexybeast#1 April 29, 2008

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports to school, to being awesome. If someone says you're the cream of the crop, then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler then everyone else.

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by ENGLAB February 28, 2017

Cream 'n' Steam

When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.

"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"

"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"

"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."

*High fives*

by THE SWANBOY July 5, 2009

Cream pie

It means to have a pie can or a pie pastry filled with whipped cream

whipped cream pie and flame bathed
Trust me it is nice. And don't Take it the dirty way

by Imafukinsikcunt June 18, 2015

cream pie

1.Often refered to as "traditional Sex" (or straight/anal sex in the adult industry) whereby the man shoots his seed inside of the pussy. The actual creampie or "proof" is the point when the man pulls out and the semen can be seen leeking out.
2. A less popular form of adult entertainment that relies more on the pill than on the rubber any mans fantasy
3. a shot inside of the Anus is still refered to as a creampie but should more commonly be called an Anal creampie. (whereby which a man jacks his load into the shithole of one desperate bitch

In my opinion the best kind of porn out there if i had to say anything and i aint no porn freak but it aint messy it doesnt gross you out (from looking at a guys fucking dick for 50% of the movie and girls excuse me im talking to the straight guys here) and it doesnt have all that wierd ass bull that comes out now adays (like foot sex arm sex farm sex you name it its been done)

by MK March 21, 2005

cream corn sprinkler

Having the female in the doggy position and oscilating her whilst she vomits. Also, as the female vomits her vaginal muscles contract causing great sensations for the male partner.

We got wasted and got busy on the pool table. She got sick and I turned her into a cream corn sprinkler all over the rec-room floor.

by Erik and Michael January 3, 2008