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bite my crank 

Used when telling someone off, the same meaning but not quite as nasty as telling them to "suck my dick."
Hey Buddy, Bite my crank will ya?
Crank (verb): stroke, as with a schlong; spank, such as with a monkey; lube (the chassis); beat (the cobb); wax
(tense) cranked, crankin', has cranked; "crankin' the shaft"
With big tits on my mind, I began crankin' my wang.

Since that honey wouldn't give me no trim, I cranked the shaft when I got home.
Crank by wount November 21, 2019

crank dat 

The most annoying song ever to be released. It is rapped by Soulja Boy, a 17yr old kid with no talent. One of the songs that makes rap music hard to defend.
Person 1: "crank dat and superman dat hoe"

Person 2: Lets kick his ass for singing that song
crank dat by hiphopfan February 10, 2008

crankypants 

Metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. The level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.
Alex, chill bubba, seriously, how tight are your crankypants today?
crankypants by senorgato July 15, 2006

crank a yam

To defecate, poop, etc. See yam.
I'll be back in a few...gotta go crank a yam.
crank a yam by Dichotomy June 16, 2003

Crank and Cover 

When a man masturbates, and after completing this task, simply puts his pants back up WITHOUT cleaning up.
Last night while I was laying in bed, I did a crank and cover.
Crank and Cover by SchecterGuy April 28, 2010