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Crank Dat 

A stupid-ass hip pop fad started by a song (crank dat soulja boy) by the talentless southern rapper Soulja Boy.

There's at least a million of songs that have the words "crank dat" in it, and they're all repetitive, stupid, and have no lyrical meaning whatsoever. It's just another bunch of retarded club songs that people are gonna forget about in a few months.
Here are a few of these shit-tastic songs:

Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Crank Dat Spiderman
Crank Dat Peter Pan
Crank Dat Yank
Crank Dat Batman
Crank Dat Superman
Crank Dat Lion King
Crank Dat Jump Rope
Crank Dat Weezy Wee

You can already tell that they're horrible just by reading their titles.
Crank Dat by Billy The Man January 5, 2009
Related Words

Crank off 

Masterbation. A slang term for male masterbation.
Dude, you can't trust your girl's birth control. You better just crank off alone in the tub and leave her alone.
Crank off by jwells1234 September 3, 2009

crank that  

the worst song and the worst singer (soulja boy) in the history of music that sucks so bad that i question the fact that this song excists or it is an illusion of satan. in 5 years it will probably be as remembered as much the song informer by snow. youve never heard of that song?
Person A: Did you hear that new comedy song crank that ? Its so funny! I love it!

Person B: Thats an actual rap CD

Person A: I have lost all faith in the world
crank that by hulio January 9, 2008

crank dat robocop 

To have rough sex with a girl and have alot of stamina in doing so. Referencing "robocop" from the movie, this would suggest that the person in question is a "machine" in bed by "cranking dat robocop".
Even though robocop's manhood is constantly called into question, the saying rolls off the tongue quite nicely and sounds pretty kick-ass
"Then watch me crank dat robocop" - Souljah boy: Crank dat

I fully cranked dat robocop on this bitch last night, she couldn't walk straight the next day
crank dat robocop by Kallum October 23, 2007

crank dat 

Line dancing for black people.

Also demonstrates how you're not supposed to speak English.
Soulja Boy up in dih ho
Wah me crank and wah me ro
Wah me crank dat soulja boy dat supaman dat ho
crank dat by CrankDatSucks November 25, 2007

Crank Dat Roosevelt 

A Roosevelt is a dime piece (a fine ass ho)...So 2 "crank dat Roosevelt" means 2 tear that dime piece up...For you country folk, that's means 2 have sexual intercourse with an attraictive young lady (that's not related 2 you)!!!
You gonna take her home tonight??? Hell ya, I'm gonna crank dat Roosevelt!!!
Crank Dat Roosevelt by AlvinKiki October 30, 2007