C.P.M

Cold Pool Multiplier, your dick size as soon as you leave a cold pool, compared to the biggest it gets during sex.

I hate how Trent always strips after swimming, everyone knows he has a shitty C.P.M

by AcronymKing February 4, 2015

cpma

C.P.M.A - Challange Promode arena. The best Quake 3 mode ever made.

Omg. cpma is teh ownage

by Noel 'Echalon 'Doherty April 23, 2005

CPO

Cost per Orgasm: The amount of money invested in a relationship divided by the number of orgasms achieved during that relationship. Typically, the CPO is very high during the formation (dating) stages of the relationship. Once the relationship has formed the CPO sharply declines then gradually increases over time (usually during marriage) until the CPO exceeds the original formation stage.

“The first three months are great; we’re going at it like rabbits. My CPO is at an all time low.”

by LeeC December 16, 2006

CPE

A Big Giant Pain In The Ass Full Of Study University Minor Stands For COMPUTER ENGINEERING

She : Dude Why Are You Dressing Like That ! Aukkkk !
He : I Study CPE at College
She: Ok I See

by Cpe Victim December 9, 2010

cpl

abbreviation for couple

used in some chatrooms

user: Young_Cpl_for_bi_female

by skiddidy do wop June 6, 2011

CPS

Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.

My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!

by AProg December 9, 2010

CPL

Abbreviated Noun For: Creepy Porn Lawyer

One who takes great joy in legally and publicly representing porn stars, prostitutes, pole dancers, white trash tramps.

One who tries to gain popularity and attention "on the backs of others", or rather, "from others being on their backs".

Not to be confused with reputable attorneys.

That CPL is representing her in the court of public opinion.

by Euro DJ September 14, 2018