Baltimore Deep Counter

When you lick a hobo’s ass in front of a mirror.

Susie: I’m feeling pretty dirty today.

Chris: Why?
Susie: I gave a Baltimore Deep Counter at a gas station last night.

Chris: Charity work again, huh?

by Susie_Qsie March 1, 2019

Counterproductive

Something that is ment to aid, yet only makes things more difficult

Westwood Highschool's internet blocks are counterproductive

by AdhesiveMonkeys November 2, 2008

Counter Strike

Very addicting FPS that can be fun for hours. Easy to learn how to play and hardly ever gets boring

Damn I've played Counter Strike for 6 hours straight and I'm still havin fun

by SpunCrazyB July 8, 2003

bean counter

slang derrogatory term used in referring to accountants.

i would hate to be a bean counter for a living. i would rather be poor and have a personality.

by RJ April 13, 2003

mole at the counter

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!

by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011

WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike

The third law in a series known as WarOwl's Laws of Counterstrike published in a book by counterstrike theorist WarOwl which states that "if there is a custom map editor, there is a dust 2" referring to the counterstrike map de_dust 2.

Chad 1: "Hey, you want to play some Fortnite? "
Chad 2: "What the fuck? Hell no, who do you think I am? "
Chad 1: "No you see, WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike states that there is always a dust 2, so I just wanted to play dust 2 in Fortnite"

by Based_Individual69 April 15, 2021