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glastonbury, connecticut

A rich prissy concieted suburb from Hartford, CT so brimming full of puritan wealthy stuffy white folks (its worse than Greenwich). There are 2 people that are not white in the entire town. Everyone owns a nice brand spankin new car at age 15 (before they can drive-so they can break it in). Their high school is 6 times the normal size (just because it can be). They have 12 thousand sports teams (because everyone plays a sport or your nobody) and they all have swimming pools filled with fifties.
There are many snobby, rich white folk that reside in glastonbury, connecticut.
by leonne January 2, 2008
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Connect a helmet

When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.
They butchered my peen so I now have a connect a helmet.
by Rodg the garage November 3, 2011
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Connecticut Economy

The economic system which consists of three components: Communism, fascism, and extreme cronyism.
Person No. 1: O.K. so you worked your ass off for 16 years, you paid everything you made in state and local taxes, you put up with all of the verbal abuse, you did all of their work for them, and yet somehow you ended up with nothing to show for it. How come?

Person No. 2: I was working under a Connecticut economy system; I got exactly what I deserved.
by What I Am October 1, 2012
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connectication

connecticate - authentically communicating to create meaningful connection with others

connectication - the process by which one creates Meaningful Connection through Authentic Communication.

Background: The amount of conflict, loneliness, mental health issues and addiction that is present in society, is increasingly concerning. There is often discussion about conflict resolution and how to solve these and many other social issues. The long term answer is not in management and solutions, but in prevention. Prevention through understanding, open honest, authentic communication, support and meaningful connection.

Lack of communication skills and connection to self, others and community are often indicated as being a part of the problem. There is no sense of belonging - a basic human need. Therefore, by default, part of the solution is to improve communication skills and increase connection.

This got me thinking, is there a word that describes this process, that incorporates clear communication to create connection? It appeared that there was not, so, Connectication was created.
There is discord in the office, I am going to connecticate with the team.

The techniques and processes I learned at the workshop really assisted connectication with my family.
by Connecticator January 1, 2018
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Scab Collector

n.
-one who collects scabs
- a major douchebag
- a twat eating shit grinning asshole
- someone who needs to stop talking, now
"it's cold out here, hurry up"

"shut the fuck up sheila. you're such a fuckin' scab collector"
by Richard Been August 10, 2008
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Poop collector

the act of taking a poo in someone's mouth while they are passed out.
my friend had way to many beer's so i gave him the poop collector
by the official poop giver April 22, 2009
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Revenue Collector

Any police officer that writes traffic tickets. Most communities use revenue collectors and traffic court judges to shakedown motorists for money. It is not about enforcing the law, but collecting revenue for the city or town where the ticket was issued.
The state of Illinois passed the seatbelt law. This law allows revenue collectors to write more traffic tickets thus generating more revenue for there communities.
by Maxwell February 14, 2005
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