cleptoflamia

The unconscious theft of Lighters. Also known as Cleptoflamamania.

Related: cleptopenia

I must have had cleptoflamia at that party last night, I came home with 5 lighters in my bag!

by LustStarrr May 10, 2011

cleet

cyber althlete Amateur League AKA CAL is a league for competitive gamers.

cleet stand for cal leet (cal being the league) and (leet) being gewd

dood i was pubbing in this css server and this fucking cleet kid walked in the server and aced 15 kids with a usp only

by i-kno-the-g-spot-:) July 16, 2006

clete

Someone who is gay but isn't out of the closet yet, Hires male escorts and goes to gay bars

Man - Hi are you gay?
clete - no i just like sucking dicks
Man - fuck your a clete!!

by matt898989 January 27, 2009

Cleetus

The lack of male and/or female genitalia, when one instead has a blank space, where you can write your name.

Guy #1- "Bro, your cleetus is showing."
Guy#2- "So? It's not like there's anything down there."

by Drewcifer1124 August 14, 2015

cleatus

A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard

Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.

by Dan Foster June 18, 2003

cleptic

undomestically disturbed; wicked; evil; steals alot

My neighbors considered my boyfriend was cleptic, so i had to break up with him.

by tatonka August 3, 2006

cleat

A portmanteau describing CLoned mEAT

Susan: "Eck! This steak tastes like cleat! Where did you get it?"
Albert: "I brought it home from the lab."
Susan: "I knew it!"

by the_chemist January 19, 2008