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candied nuts

when traditional, woman on top sex occurs( facing each other) , the woman sits up straight perpendicular to your body while "riding" you. During males or womans climax the woman slightly defecates and rubs the mans scrotum "nuts" between her ass cheeks thus covering them in fecal matter(candy). "Candied Nuts"
Maggie candied my nuts so good last week I can still smell them. Wanna smell my candied nuts?
by dirtymcgurty December 8, 2006
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The Manchurian Candidate

Reference to one’s own penis during an unexpected or unwanted erection
“I saw this hot chick at the bar and The Manchurian Candidate went rock hard, it was out of control dude, the thing has a mind of its own”

“I was talking to Betty at the swimming pool, when all of the sudden The Manchurian Candidate sprung into action… I was so embarrassed”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
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Candice

Line a fine wine, is only getting better with age. Long limbs make resemble a giraffe. Manages to be on a wave length that makes her 1 in a billion. Is more addictive than any drug and more enjoyable.

Needs to wear less clothing, or be willing to take it off more. Otherwise the relationship goes even greater than simple friendship or love, to a once in a life time connection. Safe to say I love her.
Candice Crystal Rock should be her full name as it fits her perfectly.
by SuperSteele May 15, 2018
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candielicious

A girl possessing a sweet attitude and a candie-like sweetness. Usually refers to a girl named Candie.
Candie is so candielicious!
by TheRealCandie January 4, 2008
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candied pics

the opposite of candid pictures.pics that have been edited/repaired/cropped/slightly changed.
Lukas:omg Stace looks real good in photos.
Tyra:Yea, whatever. Just in candied pics
by Mandy H. November 6, 2008
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Candihaps

This word takes the depressing reality of handicapped people and turns it into a word extremely pleasant to say. Go ahead. Try it and tell me it's not.
When driving, be keen to avoid impact with Candihaps because they can't move as fast.
by SS4Vegeta June 12, 2011
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Candella

To burn like fire. ..

"anointed" to be a light in a dark place \ space. .
She was on fire tonight. ..
Candella ... Peacemaker

Candella beautiful. .
'wow lil momma '
Anointed.. . blessed beyond measure. ... Candle 'la
by Dellalove December 20, 2016
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