F.U.C.K.

"Fornification Under Consent of King". Used in England during the 15th century to denote having permission to have sex. It was implemented in an attempt to slow down the population growth, as the number of people living in England at the time was quickly approaching the limit that the country could support. Not only was the over-population causing problems with crime, if the population had continued to grow at a steady rate, the country would have been forced to file for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.

"My lord, I have come to you to get a license for F.U.C.K."
"Denied, I will have no ugly people reproducing in my kingdom!"

by Bob Homes April 13, 2006

C.R.A.F.T

Short for Can't Remember A Fuckin Thing. Usually used as an expression to describe your previous night of binging.

"So how was last night mate? Dunno, I had a CRAFT night!"

by Muggus November 26, 2003

D.F.A.C.

- A simple acronym that means Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.
- Shorter and sweeter then the classic Fuck Bitches Get Money.

-See Disregard Females, Acquire Currency or Fuck Bitches Get Money

1. "Olga just dumped me"

"D.F.A.C."

"Yea, true that Jim"

2. "What do you wanna do tonight bro"

"D.F.A.C."

"Aight, but lets lax first"

by Poop-Exchange June 2, 2010

F.U.C

A clever abbreviation for a fat/ugly chick that you only have sex with when extremely desperate or too drunk to care.

No wonder you're not being satisfied in bed dude... you keep fucking F.U.Cs, you need to bang broads you're actually attracted to.

by Crze October 8, 2008

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.

If you dont throw your corn through the hole properly i'm gonna call the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S.

by Rich Davis September 18, 2008

C.A.L.F

Cunt Ass-Licking Fucker

"You're such a C.A.L.F!!!"
"Stop being such a C.A.L.F and help me with my homework!!!"
(when using the term pronounce it as "calf")

by Lincey March 18, 2008

c.r.a.f.t.

cant remember a fucking thing

i suffer from c.r.a.f.t.

by assclownz December 11, 2003