Crapitalize

Failure to succeed when given a good opportunity.
(the exact opposite of capitalizing on something)

Wow, that kicker really crapitalized on that field goal.

by alexanderdys January 11, 2012

craponomy

The science of classification of turds, according to a predetermined system with the resulting catalog used to provide the conceptual framework for discussion and ANALysis.

We need to refer to the published guidlines for craponomy

by diana gibson July 21, 2004

crapstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated

That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.

by alibree March 25, 2005

crapper-napper

noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time

15 minutes later, Joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a crapper-napper.

Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.

by Lincoln Silver August 3, 2007

craptabulicious

oddly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, particularly with regard to taste or smell

Both Jim and Mary Fran found the honey-dipped broccoli to be craptabulicious.

by MaddieD June 11, 2007

crapsnatch

A butthole, in particular a poo-gina.

(e.g. "I would never do a girl in the crapsnatch," said Nowacki.)

by Drew Blooberman October 31, 2007

crap napper

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

by amadding September 26, 2008