bright eyes

Bright Eyes, N. A crappy overrated band fronted by the supposedly "deep" Conor Oberst. Commonly mistaken as one of the greastest indie singer songwriters, but this title is already occupied by people such as Elliott Smith and Jeff Mangum,along with others but Oberst isn't. But he does reconize talent as he's signed the wonderful band Tilly and the Wall.

Bright Eyes Fan: Oh my god, I love his lyrics there so good and like, deep you know?

Me: No, his lyrics are about as deep as a toilet bowl.

by The Telephone Wires January 9, 2008

Bright Eyes

The apes' name for Charleton Heston.

You're the only human that can talk, Bright Eyes. That's why we love you!

by Urizen August 30, 2004

Bright Future

Large set of buns behind a well built lady

You have a bright future behind you!

by ANUBIS_COD November 24, 2021

Barb Bright

Noun-an incredably stupid individual; a know it all with no friends

shut up you little barb bright!!

by anonymous whore October 24, 2003

bright light

a light taht shines in ur eye very bright

A: Look at the bright light!
B:ah! my eyes!

by meredith April 12, 2005

Brighton

A shitty town settled in Rochester, NY. Mostly lower-middle class, a few homes can be seen that would rank in to middle class. Because of this, the mindset is to prove you're better than everyone else. The schools are extremely clique, expect to be treated like raw sewage if you're ever in a Brighton school. The majority of residents are a bunch of society fed sheep, that will follow any trend to make their lifestyle look better. The weather is 90% cloudy, with terrible winters. I lived here for most of my life, so I know this dump inside and out.

Brighton person: Just got my Iphone 5, now I can look cool, blend with other users, and make people that don't have it rank under me!
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After living in a REAL city I can judge this sad excuse.

by brightonsucksballs November 9, 2011

not so bright a bulb

Someone who is very stupid or just ignorant, and can't comprehend the most basic things..

- 90% of the time this is all an act to piss off other people.

- Watch out for these people, they can be hard to spot sometimes, and at others, it's very easy.

Ex:

Joe: Oh yeah Avatar was a great movie!

*friend goes to see movie*

Billy: You son of a bitch! That was a chick flick designed to make women swoon. You're not so bright a bulb!

by KD42 March 14, 2011