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bible-humper

someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag
John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!

Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.
by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009
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bible joint

when you smoke a joint using a page of the bible as rolling paper
man...i smoked the best bible joint last night.
by juliusceaser April 24, 2010
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brinley

Brinley is a tall brown eye, brown-haired girl with freckles and the cutest natural blush. She's super athletic, funny, and gets along with everyone she meets. She's so pretty and everyone wants to be her. She has big boobs and ass. She loves to party but when she's alone she gets in her feels. If you have a Brinley keep her and don't let her go.
Dude 1: Damn did you see brinley at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah she was so cool
Dude 1: Yeah but when she's alone she in her feels.
by ketchup_kermit May 22, 2020
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bible

The most controversial book ever. Some people find truth and happiness, some people hate it, and others kill because of it.
The Bible is what you make it.
by _culture_ November 11, 2008
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Bible-babble

Using large mountains of incomprehensible Bible quotes, quoted out of context and cherry-picked to try and support an argument. You see Bible-babblers in a dog-collar every Sunday, preaching and cherry-picking at church.
"Stone gays and Jews; kill the Satanic non-believers, for it is said in the holy book, 'Thou shalt smite these douchebags'!"
"Dude ... stop with the inane Bible-babble and get a life."
by Futile Crush May 20, 2010
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Bible bad

Something explicitly condemned by the Bible, such as incest, rape, murder, or doing the sackwag.
"I did something awful and I am not sure that I should tell you..."

"Are we talking bad, or Bible bad!?!"

"Naw, just regular kind."

"Whew! you had me going there for a second!"
by Austin Schertz for Jank Box February 6, 2009
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Biblegasm

Feeling experienced when someone of the Christian religion sees a particularly awe-inspiring Bible verse.
I read John 8:32 last night, I nearly had a Biblegasm.
by Special P May 4, 2009
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