taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

Brees Bomb

1. A lightning-fast, incredibly accurate pass from Drew Brees, quarterback of the New Orleans Saints.

2. The weapon that propelled the Saints to victory in Superbowl XLIV.

The Colts thought they had the game sewn up in the first half until the Saints started pummeling them with a flury of Brees Bombs. By the end of the fourth quarter, the vaunted air war was over and New Orleans had won by 14 points. Who dat!

by Peter Kobs February 8, 2010

Chicken Time Bomb

Consist of placing a piece of raw chicken and buttermilk in a mason jar or an empty baby food jar. Make sure to close it up tight. Used as revenge and placed in the targets home, car or office. After a few days the concoction will ferment, break the jar and emit the most foul smell one can imagine. Best if used after one breaks up with a significant other or gets fired from a job.
Uncooked Shrimp can be substituted for chicken in which it becomes a Shrimp Time Bomb or both can be combined for maximum stench.

C-Dawg: He Lil' Dude, why haven't you been at work?

Lil' Dude: Man they fired me, said I was on UrbanDictionary.com too much.

C-Dawg: That sucks!

Lil' Dude: Don't worry, I'll get my revenge, I left a Chicken Time Bomb in the breakroom.

by ABiggs November 9, 2006

Bomb as Fuck

Phrase used to describe something completely badass or awesome. Can be used to describe how cool something is, or as a compliment. Bomb as fuck is the ultimate word.

It can also be abbreviated as "BAF" for short

"That food was bomb as fuck"

"That shit was bomb as fuck"

"That weed we smoked was bomb as fuck"

"Frank is bomb as fuck"

"Mike's party was bomb as fuck"

"Connor rolls blunts that are bomb as fuck"

"There are only three guys that are bomb as fuck"

"We smoked a fat blunt, started munchin, and played Nazi Zombies till we passed out because we were stupid high.... that was night was bomb as fuck"

by restinpissnodoubt October 2, 2009

Silver Sombrero Bomb

See 'Jägeer Bomb', substitute Red Bull for Red Bull Lime (Silver Edition) and Jägermeister for Tequila.

Person to server: "Can I get a Silver Sombrero Bomb, please."

Server: "WTF is that?'

by LoveThatPink April 26, 2013

blanket time bomb

farting under the sheets and forgetting about it until you put your head under the cover and smell it

holy crap sbc! you just left a blanket time bomb and dont even warn anyone?

by Jay-skiier November 3, 2010

calorie bomb

Any food item, snack, or meal that contains an ungodly amount of calories (and usually fat, too). It is guaranteed to go straight to your waist, hips, and/or ass, blowing your figure to hell in the process.

Guilt and the consumption of calorie bombs go hand in hand, although the former is rarely strong enough to override the impulse to do the latter.

Bob: "Oh man, I just ran five miles, and I was so hungry when I got home that I inhaled an entire goddamn bag of Cheetos."
Larry: "Why would you do that? You just got hit with a calorie bomb."

Jenny: "I think I'm going to order dessert. Mmmmm, chocolate cake."
Susy: "Two words: CALORIE BOMB. Are you sure you still want it?"
Jenny: "Well, not when you put it that way."

by J - Train April 20, 2010