beer-joke

The linguistic or artistic reference to beer or any other alcoholic beverage, which is intended to be humorous (i.e. jokes, stories, clothing, music etc.).

A shirt that reads "this is not a beer belly" and points to a man's protruding mid-section: a clear beer-joke.

An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.

You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree

Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.

by Big Sean January 9, 2007

beer fu

The ability to engage in physical combat after drinking copius amounts of beer. A predominantly north American martial art practiced in back wood taverns, at bachelor parties, and at NASCAR events.

Don't fuck with Wayne, he seems mild mannered, but he has been drinking Pabst since noon and knows beer fu.

by Matt Booyah April 12, 2008

beer equilibrium

The phenomenon that occurs when the perfect blood alcohol level is reached while drinking and playing bar sports, resulting in near God-like performance at darts or pool.

Dude, that's like 3 bulleyes in a row. You have clearly attained you beer equilibrium.

by Blair Semchuk October 28, 2008

[beer garden]

Anywhere where beer is served outside. Usually on a patio outside of a bar.

It's a nice day, let's go to a bar that has a beer garden, so we can drink outside.
Derived from the German word: Biergarten

by kcwired.com January 15, 2009

beercunt

noun- a person, male or female, who becomes a slut when drunk

adjective- describing an act that would be preformed by someone who was termed a beercunt

noun - "Man, she's a nice girl usually but at parties she's such a beercunt."

adjective - "Don't get drunk at this party, last time you made out with five different guys and it was a really beercunt thing to do."

by russian_turk March 4, 2009

Beer Manchu

When you drink beer way too anxiously and spill it down the sides of your mouth and (in some cases) on to your shirt.

Jake's sporting the beer manchu after losing beer pong tonight.

by Bosley2288 June 6, 2009

Beer Stick

a plastic "syringe-like" device capable of "injecting" 24 ounces of the beer of your choice directly to your gullet, head, face, dome, brain or whatever you have left...

Jason used his beer stick to take two budweisers to the dome.

by Daddy Grean Jeans October 9, 2009