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Cool Beaning It

The act of going to the movies in Toms River, then to Cool Beans coffee house next door. Usually involves watching J-Rock belittle tweens that come in to eat there, and eating various fried foods.
Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'll be cool beaning it so I can watch J-Rock belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.
by Echoes917 May 30, 2008
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beantopia

beantopia was an ancient 3 day old society located in apple valley cal. The extremely sexxy king beans of nato controls his minions and then has massive desert orgies involving jewburgers and girafs.
by beans March 24, 2005
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beanster

A mexican/hispanic who dresses like a scenester, (girl pants, choppy hair cut, etc.)but acts like a beaner and listens to reggaeton.
You fucking beanster, get out of my yard!
by Aaron Johanson May 30, 2006
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benites

Benites. It isn't just a name. It is a legacy. Benites was first created on July 10th, 2003 and that was when no one knew of its origins. Benites is one of many rare characters in the world, but this one is very rare and specific. She is her own species but hates when Sammy screeches. So usually one might say, "Shut up Sammy." If you are Spanish you may conjugate the term:
Yo Benito.
Tu Benites.
El Benite.
Nosotros Benitamos.
Ellos Beniten.
Once a Benites, always a Benites.
Snitch: "Did you see Benites in the hall, she was looking like a whole Benites."
Sammy: "I sure did! Oh my Benites!"
by Benites Lover June 6, 2018
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bum beanie

when someone has got their head shoved so far up their ass that they are wearing their bum as a beanie.
(guy is parked at a green light)
driver behind - (beeps horn) stop wearing your bum beanie!
by natnatnat_ April 14, 2008
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scenie beanie

A person who's in love with the next best person, place, or thing until others have been informed of it's existence and/or importance.
Person A: "Dave says there's this new album you have to listen to before you go to the show we were invited to on Friday night."

Person B: "He's such a scenie beanie. I've never heard of this band OR this bar. Am I talking to the wrong people?"
by GeThaLedOut October 22, 2011
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Jelly-Beaning

The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans
Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night

Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?
by The jelly-beaner May 7, 2021
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