beach goggles

Like beer goggles, but for when you're at the beach.

When it's sunny and you're at the beach, you see a person from afar who seems really good-looking. But as soon as he/she gets closer, they are butt-ugly! Damn beach goggles!

by kiss of arizona November 30, 2010

beach sweater

Full coverage high-density chest and back hair displayed in beach settings and at company pool parties.

Bruh! Look at the wind blowing through that guy's beach sweater.

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

Seaford beach

A beach in South East Melbourne with sandy white shores and clear waters. At this beach you can see adults drinking straight vodka, women giving blow jobs and receiving cunnilingus in return - in broad daylight, often in front of children. It's also common to spot people sexing in the ocean. Lots of sand gets thrown around here and people tend to lose their phones.

Andy asked Cass to join him at Seaford beach, she knew it'd be a day she wouldn't forget. Except after all the vodka, forget she did.

by Rayitodesol January 13, 2019

Beach J

Beach J is the term for having received a blow job on the beach.

Last night Kim gave me a Beach J after we danced and got drunk on the beach.

by Damon K. August 6, 2021

Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..

The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.

by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010

Beach Chicken

Seagull meat passed off as chicken in a restaurant.

"Its not seagull - its beach chicken." The chef told the health inspector.

by Solitare_Pax June 17, 2009

Beach Nut

When you are fucking a girl you pull out and jizz on either her stomach, ass, or tits, and then throw a hand full of sand on it so it sticks to her then yell "boom, Beach Nut!" in a southern accent.

JB "bro, last night I beach nutted Miranda and she didn't even slap me this time!"
Jack "You the man JB"

by richard parker November 16, 2014