snail currency

a sexy milf that should rail me

snail currency is secy as fuck.

by this is my definition July 5, 2021

snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.

"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."

by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014

Meat Snail

Part of the female genitalia. The vagina, specifically the clitoris.

The only way she can get off is to rub her meat snail like a D.J. scratching a record.

by Wordolio June 25, 2009

Snail Along

An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time

runescape nerd 1: I wish I was Snail Along
PantherPro: me 2 noob me 2

by IAmJesusandHeisZacharias November 15, 2016

Snailing/Slugging

When one simultaneously ejaculates while dragging their penis on the ground. - Written by A Col

"Dood last night I was totally Snailing/Slugging my way across the dance floor"

by A Col October 14, 2012

snailed out

A mood where one doesn't feel like moving or doing much in general. This mood is often associated with marijuana and other drugs such as lean. This Term was first used by rapper Gabri (GLR) in Snailed out.

Why are you staring off like that, you mad snailed out bruh.

by GPlug January 16, 2017

Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021