Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.

You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*

*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*

You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!

Person 1: *reading and texting on their phone*

Person 2: *leans over to look at your phone*

Person 1: Damn, you got yourself some snail eyes?

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes