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dick basket 

1. (n) a plastic insert made for males use to protect their junk during sports or rough play.
"i need to put on my dick basket before i go to the gym."
dick basket by JulieRuinn January 16, 2009

Russian Fruit Basket 

A mans camel toe. When a guys pants are riding a bit tight in the frontal region, causing the scrotum and testes to appear as a cluster of assorted over ripened fruits.
Dude! you're sportin a Russian Fruit Basket!
Gross, look at that RFB (Russian Fruit Basket)
Russian Fruit Basket by Grammy G September 27, 2010

Market Basket 

Also known as, the WORST place on Earth to be working at, since it is a concentration camp with people who have to follow every rule of the place no matter how lame/stupid it is, or else they get fired.
Person 1: Hey, where do you work?

Person 2: I work at the concentration camp

Person 1: Oh, you mean Market Basket?
Market Basket by wolf4537 March 5, 2009

Too hard basket. 

The theoretical basket in which certain tasks are placed when they are deemed to be tedious or difficult. This can include office work and household chores.

It can sometimes lead to social notworking.
Rodney: Hey Stephen, did you finish that report I asked you to do?

Stephen: No Rod. I put it in the Too hard basket.
Too hard basket. by Dickolovski March 18, 2009

reverse eggs in a basket 

a painful sex move involving 2 testicles in the anus, and the penis in the vagina simultaneously.
Reverse Eggs in a Basket is the most painful and difficult sex move known to man. Only Evel Knievel and Chick Norris have successfully performed this move

Man Basket 

The skin surrounding the testicles. AKA Scrotum.
I love it when a woman sucks on my man basket.
Man Basket by Rederon November 16, 2004