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wet burrito

the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.
Som' bitch done got herself a wet burrito after back talkin me last night!!
by nononotme October 25, 2007
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burritoed

Taking everything out of a backpack, flipping it inside out, putting the books back, and then zipping it back up. Usually done when a friend goes to the restroom during class or leaves their backpack while they go to buy food. This can also be done by stuffing the backpack into the small pouch it has in the front and zipping it up.
We burritoed Marla's backpack before she got back from the restroom.
by theycallmethekaratekid January 20, 2011
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burrito face

One who piles on lots and lots of make up just to go to Chipotle to eat a burrito.
Geez girlfriend, you are such a burrito face. We're only going to Chipotle to eat a burrito, we're not going to prom!
by BurritoBeauty July 8, 2010
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Rome's Burrito

The Burrito.
It will defy all.
It will win against all.
It's hot sauce level is over 9000.

Rome 4 Permaban. :)
Rome's Burrito was stolen.
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
by Redemption@neo August 24, 2009
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burrito diaper

The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.
Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!
by iDiaz September 19, 2009
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Burrito up my ass

I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please
by chicken nugget king April 10, 2021
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floor burrito

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.
man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.
by tomcon5 February 26, 2009
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