Boner Paranoia 

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)

Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

Boner Paranoia by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016

Boner Buffer 

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.

Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.

Boner Buffer by LGUNNER October 31, 2009

boner wave 

Guys get erections every morning, all around the world, every day. Every time the Earth spins into its full morning cycle, every adult male has already had a boner. So that means that humanity has been doing a "boner wave" around the earth for hundreds of thousands of years!

The feeling of being in a boner wave is amazing!

boner wave by sSkippy January 13, 2015

Boner Shits

When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.

Oh damn Clara, I have the boner shits.

Boner Shits by theface2277 July 20, 2013

boner breath 

The musty scent on the breath of one who recently sucked cock.

Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!

Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?

boner breath by blake January 27, 2004

boner doc 

a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.

If you need a prescription for Viagra, go see my boner doc Dr. Stayhard.

boner doc by ken69 January 27, 2009

Boner Queen 

A general term for an attractive looking girlfriend, who is quite esteemed in the art of getting their boyfriends hard.

After the countless stories about having sex with his girlfriend, Tom's girlfriend is hereby known as a boner queen.

Boner Queen by ArtfullyCrude October 18, 2009