bollockytwatbag

An insult when nothing will fit.

1. You are a fucking... erm..... bollockytwatbag
2. Liam Gallgher
3. Jenn

by Dave Beckett November 15, 2006

Bollocks

A fairly mild, and frequently used colloquialism/swear word in the UK. Comes from the old english 'ballock' meaning testicle (apparently shakespeare used this word in his plays!) Has several meanings

That movie was a load of old bollocks - that movie was crap.
That was the Dogs bollocks - That was the best
Oh bollocks! - a mild curse when something goes wrong

by Duncan September 26, 2003

Bullocking

When you use a state-funded plane to cover up the fact that you are having an affair with your Commerce Secretary.

Named after Steve Bullock 2016 Montana political scandal

"Dude, thanks for the plane flight, my wife would be so pissed if she knew i was Bullocking her!"

by murfpostsfunnystuffs September 9, 2016

Betty Bollocks

A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.

Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.

"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"

by Reginald Barrington August 29, 2003

dog's bollocks

The ultimate. Top of the line. Variation on bee's knees and cat's pajamas. What better than The Dog's Bollocks - since they like to lick them so much.
Q: Why do dog's lick their balls?
A: Because they can!

This band is the dog's bollocks.

by Major Eyeswater March 7, 2007

bullock sucker

someone who sucks balls, any kind of balls(ex. narwhal balls, platypus balls, chubacca balls, ect.)

She's SUCH a bullock sucker! She totally sucked that horse's balls! EW!

by Jabby McPatty Watty April 7, 2011

Bollocks

The greatest word in the english language.

Is most commonly used as an
1.insult
2.a compliment
3.a cry of anger
4.a statement in general

(5.)Useful for relieving anger.

1. Do that again and I'll rip yer bollocks off and shove em up yer arse.
2. That meal was the (dogs) bollocks man.
3. BOLLOCKS! He cheated!
4. The world is just... bollocks man...
(5.) BOLLOCKS!...BOLLOCKSBOLLOCKSBOLLOCKS!

by sleepygamer April 14, 2006