Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

you wouldn't be you if you didn't face the hardships in your past.

its alright man oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

by lushavape September 02, 2022

boil pretzel sticks

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

by Goosetavo March 30, 2016

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 12, 2024

boiling anthony

The act of dropping your testicles into a cup and having a partner insert a straw into said cup and blowing bubbles

Mitchell enjoyed the feeling Josie created when she inserted the straw into the cup and gave him a boiling anthony

by Andyvanche April 11, 2017

go off the boil

To lose one’s intensity or interest on something.

Don’t go off the boil because of this one deviation Michael. Stay focused!

by Sicilian Cowboy November 08, 2023

par boil

To partially boil something

To boil a little while like vegetables or chicken or potatoes is to par boil.

by Train chef Mauro December 20, 2020