Crumpet bashing

Sex with a pastry twist

Let's do some crumpet bashing tonight

by RichardNixonisBae November 30, 2015

Shield Bashing

An alternate way of saying scissoring. The female version of sword fighting.

Sarah and jill wanted to sword fight but they couldn't so they began shield bashing.

by Mc.Definitions February 18, 2015

Dilly-bash

A dildo used at high intensity to acheive required results.

1 - Last night I caught the misses dilly-bashing herself
2 - I'd love to watch the two girls upstairs dilly-bash each other
3 - For a more intense dilly-bash, my boyfriend attached my dildo to his reciprocating saw and went to pound-town on me.

by bjs4every1 September 25, 2014

Dildo bash

A guy with 1000000 dildos

I'm a dildo bash!

by Imthepugster. August 08, 2016

bashing up

Masturbation/wanking

when a lad decides its time to bash up again

"dude im bashing up, ive gone without for 2 days now"

by ROARroar! June 26, 2009

mash bash

Two people having a fun party with each other specifically for making out and having sex expressively and intensely until all frustrations are gone.

Friend girl caught her BF wid' her BFF, and she hurtin'. We gonna fix her up and celebrate Life widda real fine mash bash.

by July 02, 2023

Veteran Bashing

Though commonly understood among sane people to refer to verbal or written attacks against veterans or a specific veteran based upon and motivated by their veteran status, a small but vocal movement has begun efforts to rebrand this term to describe any questioning of deranged conspiracy theorists on YouTube.

Jason is a war hero, stop veteran bashing!

by YouTube hall monitor November 29, 2022