baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

by Jonty September 8, 2004

Baseball Cool

Something that is kinda cool, maybe, but when it really comes down to it, really isn't actually all that cool. Kind of like the sport baseball. It isn't that baseball is not cool, its just, their are cooler things than baseball. On a scale of 1 to 10, baseball cool falls somewhere in the 6 to 7 range. It's better than cool, but not awesome.

John: How cooooll is this Hawaiian shirt!
Frank: Hmmmm.. its pretty baseball cool
John: Baseball cool?
Frank: Yeah, its cool, but only as cool as Hawaiian shirts can be

Onlooker: Wow, that catch was so baseball cool
Onlooker2: you can't just relate all catches to baseball
Onlooker: Baseball cool, as in it was just decent

by CooBear May 29, 2012

baseball dick

when you get dick from a really hot guy who plays baseball

"Hannah guess what I got baseball dick last night" "omg for real, like they say baseball dick is the best kind of dick"

by underrated hoe June 2, 2018

baseball boys

boys who play baseball. they're the hottest guys who you can ever meet but sadly the sex doesnt last too long with them. if you find one, keep one

"woah baseball boys are hot as fuck"

by averygayman May 14, 2021

Baseball Players

People who play the sport of baseball. These people are dull ane perdictable because they play popular, well-known sports. They are known for having strong upper bodies and also for wish they had learned to play lacrosse.

"Hey man, lets go throw a little hard ball into our leather gloves!"

by Kyle Sherwood June 10, 2005

Baseball player

Someone who thinks they are very talented, and/or atractive just becuase they are playing the sport of basball. In reality only a few percent of them have actual game.

Baseball player: Hey girl
Everyone: please don’t

by vitsddncslsfnrwrf March 18, 2019

Baseball Roidal

This is what happens when you talk to someone who likes baseball so much, that they think that no other sport could possibly ever compare in physical ability. They even think sports like Hockey, Martial Arts, and say Rock Climbing require infinitely less skill and ability than baseball, and then dog the sport so much that the person gets pissed off enough not to talk to you.

Mr. Mason can tend to get a little Baseball Roidal when you talk about baseball around him.

by Bill W March 25, 2004