University of Sexual Ballers

The University (sic) of Southern California.

Matt: "Where do you go to school?"
Marc: "USC, the University of Sexual Ballers! It's a blast!
Matt: "I only hope that I'll one day be able to get a sports scholarship to such an outstanding university..."

by HawkeyeRTCA July 19, 2011

Dirty Bailey

When you get a world record speedrun on Gta5 100% while beating your dick to a sexy nerd named Liam, gargle 3 day old warm cum, do a handstand and projectile shit into the air and spit the cum out of your mouth, catch it in the cup, then catch the shit in your mouth and swallow it as fast as you can, put on a g string and run to the kitchen, fill a cup with milo and pour the 3 day old warm cum into the cup of milo and down that then jump up and down until you inevitably throw up then write 69 digits of pi on the wall in under 24.5 seconds all while getting a tattoo of your mothers face on the head of your penis

Yeah man it was crazy, I stayed at Dylan’s house last night and he pulled of a dirty Bailey, I’ve never seen anything like it

by Chxrlesx January 31, 2021

Balled

To have sex with, like banged.

I just balled this lovely momma.

by lok February 1, 2006

Bill Bailey

The best damn comedian in the whole world.

His two most popular shows are:
"Part Troll" and
"Bewilderness"

I just saw bewilderness, I have never laughed so much.

by Harry charlslichcroyden March 7, 2005

Mother Fuckin Titty Suckin Two Balled Bitch

It's pretty much self descriptive. Try saying it, it rolls off the tongue.

You's uh mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch

by Pedro Von Escobar March 21, 2007

Balled Up

Something or someone is wrecked, smashed up, f'd up etc...

"And u sent tears from heaven when u seen my car get balled up" - Kanye West on his accident from the Album - College Dropout (Never Let Me Down)

by holla_at_ya_boy March 6, 2004

Bailey

A very nice and pretty girl! Very outgoing and everybody should get to know her!

Bailey is really cool!

by nevey0001 December 6, 2011