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autistic turtle porn

A way to describe terrible sex.
Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
by Headless High May 18, 2018
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autastic

Adjective; given to someone to describe something amazing, that is done by someone whom is less than amazing.
Rain man drops 2 dimes and a nickel and knows that it is 25 cents, when you ask him what he can buy for that he responds:" a car." to which you respond "wow, that is autastic."
by ryan k3 February 26, 2011
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autistic

Hello Carl you are a autistic Grape
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automatic meal

When you live in Wicker Park, it's too expensive to have automatic meals all the time, so I have to cook a lot...
by Christine54321 December 27, 2008
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automatic fini

1. The abrupt termination of a phone call due to technical difficulties. 2. Any difficulty that results in the interruption of the use of technology. Pronounced "automatic fee-NEE" or "automatic fuh-NEE."
My new cell phone is terrible; when I'm in the middle of a conversation I get automatic fini!
by Sarah Muffin July 14, 2011
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Automatic Dishwasher

I wish I had an automatic dishwasher so I didn't have to beat mine whenever shit needed to get done.
by Radical_Feminism July 26, 2016
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