Alaskian pipeline

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.

by chamelion June 27, 2006

Atascadero High School

A little slice of hell. Typical high school in that nothing works, the teachers are boring and inept, and the administration exists for the sole purpose of being ridiculed. Primary site of interest is the haunted B Building basement, and that's it. Most buildings are retrofitted portables or ancient, except for the administration building. Only good point is the football team, which usually kicks serious ass. Also has a decent AG program, which means that you get a bunch of aggies who are just chilling there till they can go work on a farm. Also drains all school funds. School decor involves mostly concrete and orange strips of paint. Orange and grey all the... you get the point. Basically, it sucks.

Adult: So what did you do at Atascadero High School today?

Student: Slept through my first two classes, went to Taco De Mexico for lunch, skipped the horrible pep rally and smoked weed instead.

by Fergalicious Definitious October 9, 2008

Alaskan Snow Hammer

The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.

Pete gave Ashleigh a wicked Alaskan Snow Hammer over the weekend.

by April from vancouver January 9, 2011

alaskan aiss-tou

When scooby-doo gently jumps into shaggy's rectum and roughly shoves 6 inches of his tail in to his opening hole. Shaggy yelps in pain while jerking his meat stick and thunder clapping his cheeks for scooby while fondling the dogs hanging jizzy sacks . Shaggy proceeds to flip the dog and roughly shove his peins and scooby's weewee whole.

you should scooby doo my rectum by giving me a alaskan aiss-tou

by 11at Aiss February 18, 2017

Alaskan Blow Hole

The act of performing the 'motor boat' on a womans vagina.

dude i totally gave her the alaskan blow hole last night

you old sailor you!!

by Corkscrewy August 19, 2008

Barrow, Alaska

A town of 5,000 people in the middle of fucking nowhere on the very tip (aka North Slope) of northern Alaska on the Arctic Ocean. It's colder than a witch's tit up there, and never gets warmer than -10 degrees for 6 months. For two months in the summer, the sun never sets, and in the winter, it's constantly dark. Most of the town suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder. There's absolutely no civilization for 400-500 miles in either direction. There's nothing to do there except drill oil and masturbate.

I moved to Barrow, and now I want to blow my fucking brains out.

by Sultan July 25, 2004

Alaskan Brownball

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).

Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.

by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009