Asshattery

Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.

What asshattery is this?
Please don't subject me to your asshattery.
I'm engaging in asshattery.

by Petunia April 19, 2006

ayatollah assahola

A slang term used to describe a muslim leader.
One that muslims respect but all others laugh their arses off at because of their funny beards and stupid tea towels on their heads.
Also they talk funny.

"Some leb got offended at my ayatollah assahola shirt so he ran away to get some buddies to beat me up, but by the time they got back i was kickin back in the shire."

by allabaster August 31, 2006

Asshat

When a person has his head so far up his ass that it appears he is wearing it as a hat.

Tom Friedman was wearing his asshat when he wrote that column about Egypt.

by Brother Muslimhood December 14, 2011

asschip

When the guy slices a piece of his dick off and puts it in the girls asshole.

"Oliver i told you i don't want an asschip again! we did that last night."
"Aili, Asschips are hot as fuck"

by Bigdiggydog February 10, 2017

Asscheek

A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.

1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

by Boooooollocks October 2, 2005

Asshatery

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".

Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.

by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009

AssChild Elof

A ass child, often named elof is a person, whos face looks like a ass, or is a ass in any other way, or its just a dumb word to use if you got nothing to say simply: a Ass child, or a Rövbarn as we say in sweden.
PRetty ass, aint it?

Hi iam elof, elof the Ass-child.
Oh so you are, aint that great!

by Fucktard August 7, 2004