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assclown

proper noun: 1- common unspoken synonym for sir or maam in a waiter's vocabulary
2- a graduate of the university of tennessee
yes assclown, i would be happy to bring your day-glo orange prison jumpsuit wearing cousin humping ass another lemon for your fat-ass overmedicated undereducated precious wife's sweet tea.
by richard todd July 16, 2008
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Ashlong

The phrase used to describe a group of individuals of asian decent sitting naked in a Subway restaurant after ordering 2 foot longs each.
Check out those ashlongs
Oi, you wanna ashlong
You're under arrest for ashlong, you gook
I dare you to ashlong
No one ashlongs like Huang
by Peter Bush March 4, 2007
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assloch

Another word for asshole, or if you want it, donkey lake.
Trump is a total assloch.
by PrinceRyt July 10, 2016
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Assaloid

Websters dictionary defines Assaloid as a persone how resembles or retain mongoloid (retard) qualities, tendency and mannerisms, and how is also acting like or being an ass (asshole).
1:Stop hogging the remote you f...... assaloid.

2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.

3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid

And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.
by kjetil ac June 4, 2006
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AssBoo

Basically defines two human beings, Andrew and Bret. They are USAs gold medel winners in AssBooing.
"Andrew and Bret you ARE the biggest AssBoo's in the world."
by raimarie October 6, 2008
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Assfojingle

Someone Who Is A Complete Asshole. And Hasn't Bathed In a Week
"Hayden Ball You Dirty Little Assfojingle"
by Figgle Blag July 31, 2009
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Assalot

A forest located in a town called Swayze. Assalot is home to many rare species, including the ever popular Beargina. Many have tried to spacedock the Beargina of Assalot but few have succeeded. Assalot is the birthplace of the Chocolate Sock Olympics held the weekend of October the 16th.
Guy- "Hey buddy, what are you up to this weekend"

Buddy- "I'm off to Camp Assalot to try and find me some sweet Beargina to spacedock"

Guy- "Sweet I hear the Beargina is ripe this time of year. Are you gonna enter the Chocolate Sock Olympics?"

Buddy- "I was thinking about it but I have wingarrea."
by Beargina October 7, 2009
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