Assem

A middle eastern male given name that means one that abstains from all that's evil...

Person 1: what's that guy's name?
Person 2: Assem
Person 1: wow, the name really fits him

by Linguisticone March 3, 2009

half-arsed

Adjective:

of thing, person, or effort made:
Deficient in quality, strength, or motivation.

A: "You're half-arsed"
B: "No, You're just too anal"

by J13X December 28, 2006

No one asked

A word used by asshole bullies who like to pick on random victims for no reason.

Victim: So I'm going to sta--
Bully: No one asked!
Victim: Stop saying that!
Bully 2: But did anyone ask?
Victim: Shut up asshole!

by NuggetTube November 16, 2022

asked

Something I didn't do

"FUCK YOU!"

"ASKED YOU! Oh wait, no I didn't!!! Fucking idiot delete your account immediately and die also"

by Gronald Beesly May 4, 2020

assdiculous

-Term used to describe something that is not only stupid and absurd, but more than a little gay

"Don't be assdiculous, Watson."

"St. Anger is fucking assdiculous."

by Batrastard July 8, 2003

wet-arsed

An insulting term a mature man might use to humiliate a teenager. It implies he is prematurely out of nappies and hence has a wet arse.

Don't annoy me, you wet-arsed little prick!

by F. J. December 12, 2008

aksed

common mispronunciation of the word asked

"Did you cheat on me? Bitch I aksed you a question."

by ThisNameHasNoNumbersInIt January 20, 2009