Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014

Assassin's Creed Origins

Assassin's Creed Origins is the 10th game in the Assassin's Creed series.
The game was released in the 27th of October to the Xbox One, Playstation 4 and PC.

Dude, Assassin's Creed Origins is sick, you should buy it!
i'll think about it :)

by מה קורה נשמה November 2, 2017

JFK assassination

When a man’s head explodes, staining his partner’s designer clothes with his bodily fluid.

My designer outfit got all stained in a JFK assassination. Kinda like Jackie-O in her pink Chanel.

by TK2000 November 15, 2023

Assassination

The highest honer a government can give a news reporter

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.

by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023

The Reverse Assassins Creed

When someone slits their wrist, and then the male injects his penis into the wound just like a reverse of Ezio’s hidden blade.

“Did you see my girlfriends arm? We tried The Reverse Assassins Creed last night”

by Coach Belvins March 1, 2018

Assassination Classroom

Starting to think I had a hand in that...

Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

ASSASSIN

Sexiest man on discord, has also had sexual intercourse with your mother.

oh my god assassin just had sex with me

by ppman132 September 15, 2021