assistibator

n. Someone who helps you masturbate

I was feeling a little horny, so I called up Gritz's sister to come over and be my assistibator. She's a top-notch assistibator.

by This Fucking Guy January 31, 2014

Assistabator

A person that helps another person masturbate.

Gary has no hands and needs help getting off, so he enlists the help of a friend who assists him with masturbating. Therefore his friend is an assistabator.

by CreamBunBros July 1, 2014

Assess the situation

To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.

by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

Assassin's creed IV: Black Flag is the 6th installment (7th if you count liberation) of the popular game franchise Assassin's Creed. It follows the life of the pirate Edward Kenway and his adventures in the west-indies.

Person 1: Dude, have you played Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag?

Person 2: Yeah, I think it's great.

by Klein Duimpje December 7, 2016

assmageddon

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

by Glimmer December 23, 2018

Assistant Principal

The one the principal sleeps with to completely monopolize the school board.

Person 1: Have you talked to the Assistant Principal recently?
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!

by 4:31Time April 23, 2020

asshsole

misspelling of asshole

Friend: You're an asshsole!
Friend 2: asshsole?
Friend: Shut up Joe

by ✨🦆✨ December 29, 2020