Arshmur

variation of Arthur;

A fat boy who wears sandals, sports abnormally curly hair, likes to eat salad, give titty twisters, and has a nylon puppet named Suey;

Also known as Arshmallow;

Arshmur stop touching your nipple.

by lina June 28, 2004

arzum

Arzum means my wish, my aim etc. in turkish. It's a name for women. Actually it's my fiancé's name. My Arzum is the greatest girl in the whole universe. She's smart, funny, extremely beautiful but to me she is the most beautiful. She likes daisies and sleeping and me and red lipstick and playing Sims. Oh, there is always douchebags around her like çağlar, büro yönetimi,emre, semi... O hate those arzuks.. They don't deserve her.

-What do you think about Arzum?
+She's a bitch but i love her.

by loverinthefoyer April 9, 2018

Assuming

1) The process of making an ass out of you and me.

2) The mother, father and general source of all mistakes & f***-ups

Charlie went on assuming that he knew what was really going on. Boy, did he ever end up making an ass out of himself!

Did you ever notice how a lot of apologies start with or contain "But I thought that"? That's how assuming works ...

by Setupist July 29, 2018

Argument

A way to kill somebody without making it look like an accident.

Guy 1- I admit it, I'm a coward with a tiny penis.
Guy 2- You're gonna have to argue little better than that, mine is pretty small too.
Guy 1- It's not as small as mine.

Guy 2 pulls out a gum and puts on s bullet in Guy 1's chest.

Guy 1- Ahhhh what the fuck did you want me to say I have the biggest penis in the world and I hate cowards?
Guy 2-Yea, because I built your ego up that much, you'd be nothing if it didn't build you up.
Guy 1- Its not gonna matter any more now for me.

Guy 1 dies after argument.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Assum

Having more than one ass,

omg look at his/her assum

by Kevin Quinn June 16, 2005

Arsim

He is the greatest and most funniest guy ever. A Best friend and partner. He would never scream or curse at you, in fact he's always nice, happy and quite but can be very loud at parties or other activites.Arsim is very sexuall. He likes dirty talk and hard sex and doesn't mind to gang bang. He is really open minded and cool to hang out with. Also he's always optimistic and wishes everybody the best. Arsim's often have a large dick because they're from South-Europe

Guy/Girl: "How hard do you bang?"
Guy: "I bang like I'm Arsim"
Guy: "I think everybody should be treated equally."
Guy/Girl: "Wow, that's really Arsim-like to say."

by BieberJustin January 2, 2017

stop assuming my gender

Something when someone calls you your gender.

Hobo:Was saaaaaaaa dud.
me: Stop assuming my gender im a toaster

by JeeOof May 21, 2018