eggs benedict arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.

"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Benedict Arnold

Joining the Other side after you got treated like crap by yours.

I'm being treated like crap by my Artistic"friends." Screw them, I'm going to pull a Benedict Arnold and join the Jocks.

by Cinder0 May 23, 2018

Benedict Arnold

It's when you get screwed over by the higher ups on your side, so you go to the enemy side in anger. It means that your superior "Pulled a Gates", which is screwing you over and/or stealing the credit. You've done a lot for the side, and you've got nothing to show for it except for insults, so you go to the enemy side in anger.

Example 1-God. my manager at Mc Donalds kept taking the credit for my great innovations and lowered my wage as an insult to injury, so I decided to work at Burger king. Yup, I just pulled a Benedict Arnold.

Example 2-I've been screwed over by the Soviet Union. They keep imprisoning me and stealing the credit. I'm going to be a defector. I'm going to pull a Benedict Arnold if this doesn't stop soon.

by Cinder0 November 11, 2017

Arnold Palmer

A half white and half black baby, often seen on sidewalks of busy roads pushed in a stroller by a (often fat) white girl wearing pajama pants in broad daylight; The father nowhere to be seen.

I was driving through Dundalk the other day and saw 3 Arnold Palmer babies in 30 minutes!

by mcniggleston November 29, 2021

Arnold Palmer

A half marijuana, half tobacco cigarette

Hey Ricky can you pass me the rest of that Arnold Palmer I want to get the cold spins.

by Darnell The Savage April 21, 2025

Patrick Arnold

“To pull a Patrick Arnold” – To betray the sexual vibe in a deeply unserious, self-sabotaging way.

Bro pulled a Patrick Arnold and turned on Coldplay during the orgy.

by John André September 30, 2025

Bennydicked Arnold

The real reason that he defected to the British side --- tubby prune-faced ol' "Key-and-lightning" Franklin had been overly friendly with him (and of course we know for sure that he didn't used petroleum jelly, either, since said lubricant wasn't even discovered until 1859!), and back then sexual-harassment lawsuits were virtually unheard of.

We all know that Mr. Franklin was a strong supporter of gay-friendly society, but after the Bennydicked Arnold affair, one has to seriously wonder if the enigmatic "Fart Proudly" essay-writer's orientation was itself at least partially "on the fence".

by QuacksO August 3, 2019