John Alternator

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.
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alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
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Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.
So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!
by Itz Rob August 27, 2016
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Alternative

Alternative or ALT for short is a type of art where a rule 34 artist makes nsfw and then and ALTist (alternative artist) passes it down and makes it a safe for work. The practice consist that you must credit the artist at the end or else it’s plagiarism. The artist can only make SFW and no other accounts for doing nsfw. This practice has not been used. Yet…
Person 1: hey have you heard what is an alternative?
Person 2: wtf is that?
by Startupedition October 14, 2021
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Alternative

Alternative or ALT for short is a type of art where a rule 34 artist makes nsfw and then and ALTist (alternative artist) passes it down and makes it a safe for work. The practice consist that you must credit the artist at the end or else it’s plagiarism. The artist can only make SFW and no other accounts for doing nsfw. This practice has not been used. Yet…
Person 1: hey have you heard what is an alternative?
Person 2: wtf is that?
by Startupedition October 14, 2021
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alternative

it is a type of kidney stone when you piss, your balls hurt and you feel like you have to throw up.
guy: I have a bad alternative. I throw up when I pee.
girl: eww! get away from me!
guy: :(
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alternative

How emo people describe themselves without actually saying "emo"
Person: Wow the music you listen to is kind of emo lol

Emo Person: No it's not!! It's ALTERNATIVE!
by mettycandy December 12, 2017
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